When Walking Your Dog
Posted on December 7, 2007
Filed Under Reasons To Sell
From the department of we-can’t-admit-to-anything.
The trouble with Singapore is that you can’t simply wander outside to walk your dog without a leash in fear your dog will maul someone or bite chunks out of your neighbor’s face.
You have to prepare. You have buy dog insurance, and put on protective clothing and all that sort of stuff.
And when the dog romps and vanishes and reappears with a piece of human flesh and you simply tromp after him, never ahead of him, singing “Majulah Singapura” to yourself and looking like an idiot to passer-bys.
And you need not worry, you are almost certain to be on the cover of Singapore’s most read newspaper with the headlines screaming “KILLER DOGS RAMPAGING THROUGH HEARTLAND. CITIZENS BEWARE! - may be linked with AL Qaeda.”
But still, everything’s bloody and wonderful, and even paying huge fines and crying like you actually feel bad for your killer dogs can be fun, esp. for the media who exactly need this sort of reasons to sell their newspapers and advertising columns.
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